Loading ...Now I hope I am not offending the ‘beautiful’ model in these pictures, but good lord women, my girlfriend’s Toyota Celica has less plastic parts on the inside of it! I know a lot of these pictures are NON nude, but could you blame me? It would be like finding a girl with ‘RealWebWhores’ written across the cleavage of her fake breasts and not putting it up cause she didn’t show her pussy. [*Note to any lovely ladies who would like to be on the website, I promise I won't make fun of you O:) ] But I digress, mostly cause I would put my penis in every orifice of this silicone-filled Playboy girl’s unnaturally disproportionate over-tanned body. All kidding aside, they did a very nice job sweetie.
Wow, I just looked at those ones of her in the red dress and got a Courtney Love flashback. If she straightened her hair and went brunette she’d get a little Angelina Jolie goin on…
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fake tits = scary tits
Posted 28 Feb 2008 at 8:33 pm ¶hey honey
God your so hot. im achcik and VERY famous one and i love doing makeovers and i have to say you NEED one, with that face and that body babe. you coul dbe a movie star, a fashion plate a rockstar, Look at pictures of Uma Thruman maybe or Kate Moss to start out, start wearing Marc Jacobs – like even tho this is sort of last year, high shiorts witha vest , baby you could be really really succesful if you dropped teh Playboy thing- its almost like your too mich fo rthe Playboy thing, too good, This seriosuly is the best advice your ever gonna get- i wish i could tellyou who i am , youd listen to me, i have no idea how i even got ont his website just googling someone o really wanna redo, whats up with you culturally ? are you from Canada> cos your watching the girls next door and my name is Earl too much, stop being such a man pleaser and gte into your OWN vibe wich can be culled together from Forver 21 and Wasteland! shit your so cute and have the x factor in your eyes i wanna take you shopping on y black card just to see a star get born but knowk this Playboy nonsense off, with that face >? you rjust too good for it. you may be short but theres something called ACTING and you have a fanbtastic actors face witha shade darker hair( jusrta touch) and a classier clothes thing! i wish i could email you my phone number , id tellyou abopsuloutkly what i see in you and who to look up to…. you could really have hollywood by the balls if you wanted, you knop wif you DO take my advicew andgo more:”British” is your approach i tlltake you literally weeks to get an agent and a part – girl sthat look lik eyoud ont come every day/ anyway ifyou need a runner job, like semi assisting my assitant on films and shopping and shit find me!
Posted 29 Feb 2008 at 6:10 am ¶a girl who truly isnt gay or promnosih and even thinks pornoish works on some people and is reallyt good friends wioth pam anderson who that works for, but your a diffferent thing!
bless
Seriously… fucking gross.
Posted 29 Feb 2008 at 5:03 pm ¶To each his own
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