Talk about big and floppy, they look like the eyes of an old basset hound after being thrown through a rock tumbler. I’d poke her a few times. Only because afterwards I would have a very nice pair of pillows to lay down my sleepy head. However I will forbid her from ever wearing those goddamn yellow polka-dotted boy shorts or whatever those fuckin things are. Yeah, way to go shopping at the Wal-Mart young girls department for some fucking underwearsss. I’ll forgive you if you keep taking your clothes off though.