Now I hope I am not offending the ‘beautiful’ model in these pictures, but good lord women, my girlfriend’s Toyota Celica has less plastic parts on the inside of it! I know a lot of these pictures are NON nude, but could you blame me? It would be like finding a girl with ‘RealWebWhores’ written across the cleavage of her fake breasts and not putting it up cause she didn’t show her pussy. [*Note to any lovely ladies who would like to be on the website, I promise I won't make fun of you O:) ] But I digress, mostly cause I would put my penis in every orifice of this silicone-filled Playboy girl’s unnaturally disproportionate over-tanned body. All kidding aside, they did a very nice job sweetie.
Wow, I just looked at those ones of her in the red dress and got a Courtney Love flashback. If she straightened her hair and went brunette she’d get a little Angelina Jolie goin on…











